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Tuesday 14 May 2013

Open Letter To Kota Joe



This is my Open Letter to Kota Joe SA... It is about time I let them know what I am feeling.

Dear Kota Joe
I lie awake at night thinking about your mouthwatering menu, my favorite is the russian wrap and chilli kota (plain russian) with cookies and cream shake/ice cream.

I find your "secret sauce" the most irresistible sauce I have ever tasted , your super style dogs has definitely showed me the "Bigger is Better" concept LOL only with Kota Joe not the .... LOL and you have definitely screwed my diet. If I could marry someone, I would marry Joe, I appreciate and respect him for his love of the Kota that set him on the quest to formulate your very own unique and famous kota.

Let me give people a brief story into how Kota Joe came about "In early 2011 our fascination with the popular kota found in many townships across South Africa inspired us to transform this hallowed loaf of bread with various fillings into something legendary" - KOTA JOE.

Your service is exceptional, the employees are friendly and always have a smile to share, when I have my bad days, while waiting for my food they would change my whole mood just by making me laugh.

I am the Marketing Executive for the UJ APK RAG Committee, it has become OUR tradition to always buy food at Kota Joe and if the one does not have any money on them, it is our responsibility to get them food... I have made it a competition in the RAG office to see who buys the most Kota's in a week.

Last but not least, pretty please Kota Joe, I want an Ipad, It would truly make my birthday month if I won, I am the ambassador on twitter and I feel that I am representing your brand well, I have brought the brand to people that did not know what Kota Joe is just by my tweets. I am very deserving of the ipad. If I don't win the ipad, i'll be very sad but then i'll know someone else needed it or deserved it more than I did, I wouldn't know how to live past the embarrassment though but trust you me that i'll definitely drown my sorrows in all of your kotas.

I want my future boyfriend and sideguys to know that if they want to win "Puly's heart" get me a kota from Kota Joe.

Kind Regards Pulane :)