50 Universal Truths About Men

1. Why should I remind you that "I love you" I already told you once.
2. I'll do anything for sex, even commit to you.
3. I hate arguing with you, I'd rather find a compromise.
4. I love long hair, sorry but I do.
5. When you speak softly, I cant help but listen.
6. I need to be told NO sometimes, not a lot, but every now again just to remind me that you are not cheap.
7. Please don't ask me how you look unless you're willing to trust my answer.
8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are upset with me.
9. When you are happy with me I cant help but want to please you.
10. If I don't feel like I can make you happy, it makes me feel less than a man.
11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you up.
12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.
13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.
14. If you cant stand up to me when I am a brat, you're too weak for me to open up to when I'm upset.
15. Sitting quietly next to me after you've made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket, you'll be surprised how quickly I can forgive.
16. You did something hurtful, if I don't bring it up, I'm considering leaving you.
17. I don't read minds, remember I am not a woman.
18. You may know fashion, but I wish you would dress to please me not other woman.
19. if I am losing my hair, it is not funny, would you like it if i joked about your weight.
20. When I talk to you about soccer and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I've listened to you talk about what is important to you.
21. The woman I love is easy to please, she appreciates the effort i put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.
22. You look hot in a dress.
23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help, it makes me feel like you're my mother.
24. If you always sleep over at my place, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.
25. During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch
26. I need some type of signal or cue to approach you across the room.
27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.
28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.
29. Being respected is more important to me than being loved.
30. I want every man to envy me when we arrive as a couple.
31. When I am upset I am very tone sensitive, how you say it, is more important than what you say.
32. I hate it when you minimise, ignore or tell me that I don't mean my compliments, it makes me want to stop giving it.
33. I'm more insecure than you think, why do you think I need our respect so much.
34. I don't always know how I feel, that's why i don't tell you.
35. I don't need you to do things for me, what I crave is being able to please you
36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory - go with my actions - that will always tell you whats in my heart.
37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me without asking for something (like a favor)
38. I really don't want to hear about your ex boyfriends, regardless of the point.
39. If I don't share what I'm thinking, its because I don't think you will listen without interrupting.
40. I don't like to argue and I don't like to guess whats wrong, just tell me so I can fix it.
41. Don't ask me 'am you going to wear that' when I'm already dressed.
42. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady in public, even if shes disagreeing with him.
43. If you don't believe you re pretty, you wont believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times i say it.
44. it isn't how much you weigh, its that your body is proportionate, which is so attractive.
45. Sometimes I have weird, strange, sexual thoughts, I don't take them seriously and I don't want to share them with you or anyone else,
46. Sometimes you really don't want to know what I'm thinking (see number 45).
47. If you cheat on  me, it is nearly impossible for me to get over it.
48. I don't remember everything about our relationship but that doesn't mean that I don't love you.
49. I need some time to myself to calm down when I'm upset so that I don't say something that I will regret.
50. After sex If I cuddle with you it means I really like you.