The Bro Code (With Rules)

Today I came across some really funny bro codes and decided to share some of them, it really surprised me that some guys follow all of these rules...

• When asked, "Do you need some help?" a Bro shall automatically respond, "i got it" whether or not hes actually got it...... Exceptions: Carrying an expensive TV, Parallel parking an expensive car, Loading an expensive TV into an expensive car

• Lady Strategy #7: Create a mystery about yourself, that way they will have to hang out with you all night

• Lady Strategy #2.5: Make a beautiful woman feel self conscious and unattractive and she’d be putty in your hands.

• Thou shalt not quote or RT love quotes…EVER, Be the man, keep your feelings to yourself!

• Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone

• Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it’s OK

• If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:

A. Was an ex-girlfriend

B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her
C. Is your buddy’s sister (However, if it’s your buddy’s cousin, well she’s up for grabs, and you’re welcome to rub it in his face for years to come)

• Never diss a guy whose team just lost a crushing game. Just leave it alone, it’s kinder to pick on them for a dead relative

• If a chick inquires about another Bro’s sexual history, a Bro shall honor the ‘Brode of silence’ and play dumb. Better to have women think all men are stupid than tell the truth

• A Bro never publicly reveals how many chicks he’s banged

•  A Bro automatically enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him to a chick

• If a Bro is hitting it off with a chick, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome

• A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a scared document not to be shared with chicks for any reason…no not even that reason

• A Bro will drop whatever he’s doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick