28 Things They Forgot To Tell You At University

1. silver coins are like gold
2. two meals a day is standard
3. spontaneous nights out become every night
4. 30 minutes power naps do not help, you will fall asleep again after waking up
5. your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition
6. sitting at the Student Centre everday will guarantee you an F7
7. email becomes your 2nd language including twitter, facebook and bbm
8. you never realised so many people were smarter than you
9. you wont remember yesterdays lecture, but you can remember last weeks episode of generations
10. you will never rent more movies in your life
11. no one is too old for video games
12. your room will only be clean once you have your potential come for a visit
13. it never sucked so much to be sick
14. lectures: the later the better(but you will still sleep through them)
15. cereal makes a meal any time of the day
16. asleep by 02:30AM is an early night
17. new additions to food groups : noodles
18. tissue & sellotape makes a good plaster
19. showers become less important, sleep becomes more important
20. you will eat anything if its free
21. you realise that university is the best place to be except for the boring lectures
22. procrastination is an art form
23. jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires
24. the only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty
25. a cancelled lecture is almost better than getting drunk
26. getting money from your parents is regarded as payment
27. if you do something stupid, you will be laughed at
28. it can take you up to 8 years to finish a 3 year degree

There will come a time in your life where you wish you ate out of paper plates everyday